Dreams are my escape

dulect:

when you’re eating in front  of your crush

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abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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blackfemalepresident:

tbh all the white ppl i know who truly understand racism to the best of their ability, have never asked me “do you hate white people???”

cause they actually listened to me and figured out that i hate white supremacy, not individual white people for simply being white

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

shejla21:

shrinkfaster:

Drugs I’ve done:
-dxm
-benzos
-opiates
-weed
-cocaine

Which should i go for next though??

-church

mrtwentington:

senoilalorer:

zakuro-san:

dj-smackdown:

im-alex-s:

hotelmario:

crimewave420:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

what the fuck

mr krabs is supposed to be a old fat guy

kawaiibob yaoipants

ok but please take a moment to imagine the same voices because that shit would be royally hilarious.

I’M NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS….

Wat. WAT WAT WAT WAT.

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nintendoninja801:

I put on makeup, woo.

YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! LOOK AT MY FRIEND’S PRETTY FACE! ITS SO PRETTY AND CUTE!

nintendoninja801:

I put on makeup, woo.

YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! LOOK AT MY FRIEND’S PRETTY FACE! ITS SO PRETTY AND CUTE!